Charlie Sheen makes my job as a small time amatuer blogger easier. No need for creativity. No need to be witty or make up stories. No pictures necessary. Suck on some of these golden nuggets and then visit the site. P.S. These 6 quotes below were the first six on the site. There are dozens. And remember: I'm a grandisoe life, and I'm embracing it.
"I am on a drug. It's called...CHARLIE SHEEN."
"Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18."
"This contaminated little maggot can't handle my power"
"WINNING. DUH."
"We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
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