Bienvenidos a Miami! Lucky TSA fuck! Forget FEMA. Homeland Security is where it's AT. Frisky patdowns? Strip searches! Caressing every single part of Giada's sex-oozing, culinary masterpiece of a body in the name of American security? Where do I sign up? There is no doubt that she's hiding yellow cake uranium in that dome of hers though. Clearly she's in kahoots with Al-Jizzera. And is it just me or does this Tweet kinda sound like she enjoyed the patdown? Is 'Unbelievable!', like a 'Oh my God I feel so violated. My rights as an American have been taken away from me!' unbelievable? Or is it a 'that 60-something, grey-headed, sweaty rent-a-cop that fingerblasted me with his rubberglove fingers during the body cavity search was UNBELIEVABLE.' unbelievable? I would guess the latter. Let's just say the kitchen isn't the only place in the house where Giada's skills and enthusiasm come out.
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