Oh now you’ve gone and done it. Brah.
First off nice 8 year old girl blue sunglasses. Really a good way to draw me in from the start. That and the 3 fully clothed beached whales suffocating you. Kept me interested and inspired me to write a blog post ripping you.
And ya boy asleep in the Nike’s. Isn’t there a rule that if you’re a douche bag and take the whole couch to yourself with your sneakers on that you get a penis drawn on your lips and FAG tattooed on your arm? That was my understanding. Maybe your bro with the boom box next to you shoulda taken care of that instead of rolling his pant leg up.
CLUB LIFE! CLUB LIFE! C-C-C-CLLLUB LIFE! Dude. Your’re at Flipside Burgers. There was a reason they didn't show any of the 'club' they were in. It's because the only thing in there are empty booths with crayons and place mats with mazes on them. It’s in the same parking lot as a Shell station. I mean that’s definitely a hot club if you want sliders, a large fry, and a pack of gummy worms on your way out. Stick the the Seagrape kid. It's up the street and to the left from your house.
Oh and now that everyone knows where you live, I think it would be within their rights to vandalize your shit, steal your TV, or set fire to your house. Or at least stop you from ever having children. Whatever gets you to stop making shit videos about how Daddy’s dime is making your life so ‘ballin’. I think that that’s the only thing we can do to punish you for putting out such a ridiculous product. You brought it on yourself. Not only would I be ashamed to film this video and think it’s awesome, but to then post in on the interwebs and send it to barstoolu.com for review is downright shameful.
Typical Lax Bro tool from Jersey driving an Audi. Every time I go out in Fairfield, I see your type everywhere. You're the guy that wears aviators at night. You're the guy that wears salmon and pastel-colored button downs untucked. You're the guy that wears a backward, frayed-rimmed baseball cap in your prom photo. This video isn't awesome. It makes you look foolish. Club Life and Flipside Burgers? Is that right? Turn your hat around straight and get to class on time. You're embarrassing yourself.
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