Bella Sera - Tell us what movie, recipe, and Bella Sera wine pair perfectly for a beautiful evening at home, and you could win a trip for two to meet Giada in Boston and have your winning recipe served at the largest Italian Festival in New England.
That's a big fucking smile. Ok, I am pretty sure I have never wanted to win anything this badly in my enitre life. Lotteries, raffles, cash prizes, new cars, vacations all take a back seat to this shit. I get to meet Giada. Let me just make sure you understand me here. I get to MEET this woman. Giada. Meet her. Like in person. Here's how much I like Giada. I woke up early (1:00pm) to watch Giada at Home this morning. I get Giada news updates sent to my GMail account. On the daily. Like I knew she was in South Beach last week for a Food and Wine Festival. I know that next week she will be in South Carolina with an NBC film crew doing volunteer work and giving food to needy children. What a fucking angel. Needless to say, I need to win this contest so that I can finally stop looking like such a fucking stalker. I would actually have an excuse to see her and speak with her. The fuck would I say? Probably just 'I love your shit and wanna touch you and smell you.'
So to win this contest, I have to answer 4 questions. I think that the best approach is to cater to what I think Giada would like. And I think I know her pretty well, even though she doesn't know me, so I got this shit on lock. Here are the questions:
1. Set the stage. Share an original recipe that you can enjoy with friends or family. Your delicious inspiration can be anything from an appetizer or entrée to even a dessert.
2. The feature presentation. Is your recipe spicy and bold or is it more on the sweet side? Choose a movie that best complements your dish.
So obviously the clear cut choice here is Eat, Pray, Love. Just seems to be right up her alley. Its got food. Fuckin Italy 'n shit. Can't go wrong. But I don't do that pussy movie thing. Can't stomach Julia Roberts' wrinkly ass sipping cappaccino and smiling at the fucking horizon for 2 hours. Can't do it. So I'm gonna go a little off the map here. Jungle Book is the answer. She looks like she likes to sing-a-long. She's got a young daughter that probably likes Disney and Giada would absolutely eat this shit up. Open her up real nice. Get her comfortable. Like how can you not laugh and want to have sex with me when you hear Bare Necessities?
3. Take five! Recommend which Bella Sera Wine perfectly pairs with your recipe and movie selection.
So I don't really know shit about Bella Sera Wine. Not sure anyone does, nor should they. Its probably worse than Yellowtail. The options are limited though so thats good. Pinot Grigio, Pinot Noir, Chianti, Merlot, or Moscato. So of course the wine pairing will depend on the dish I serve to Giada's fuck-me face. But right now I am gonna go with the Noir. She looks like a red wine type a girl. Also looks like a bend-me-over type a girl. Really the correct answer is what type has the highest alcohol content. Lets eat food, drink wine, and make bad decisions G.
4. It’s a wrap! In the space below, please briefly describe (150 words or less) why your recipe, wine and movie selection make a beautiful evening.
I don't even need 150 words. 'It's simple. I love you and want to meet you. I'm your biggest fan. Literally no one likes you more than I do. It's destiny that you're coming to Boston and I am going to get to meet you.' Short, sweet, and to the point. Like my penis.
So I have until June to submit this but I want to get it in early to show that I'm serious. So is this a winning submission or should I add things. And please send me recipies!!!!
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