I'm thinking of making SJU (Sara Jean Underwood) the official sponsor of Friday's. I'll get her on the phone. See what I can do.
Friday, March 4, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
Christopher Walken is watching you pee
Go 'head. Pee. Had this hanging over the toilet in my dorm room junior year of college. Made it strange to whip it out and do business even when the door was closed. I think it looks like Walken is staring at your junk and judging you harshly. Kinda got a 'What the fuck is that thing?' look on his face. I like to think of it as training for public bathrooms and bars with no dividers between the urinals. Kinda makes you focus and bring your A game every time. What was even more fun was a picture of Jeff Goldblum with his shirt off on the wall behind the stall door that stared you directly in the face when you say down to Number 2.
Tweet of the Day - Roscoe Smith
Ah, the old receiving hair long. This looks like Shabazz but I honestly can't tell. The real issue here is athletes messing up common sayings. First it was Reggie Bush with 'sand dooms' and now it's Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins here with the receiving hair lines. Like when I was younger I used to think 'Bless You' was actually 'Bleshu', like it was it's own seperate word that had been made up just to say after someone sneezes. Or like how some people say 'wheelbarrel' to describe the thing Mexicans use to landscape your yard 'n stuff. I generally hate when people call you on your spelling because it's so unimportant...but this was too good to pass up. He probably doesn't even realize he fucked up.
Some people just shouldn't have twitter accounts. Some people also shouldn't be in college. Most of them happen to be athletes. Between Jim sending too many TXTMSGSOMG, Roscoe's mastery of the English language, and the full court 'buzzer-beater' Mr. Smith threw up in the Texas game, you gotta wonder what's been goin' on up there in Storrs since I left. Smh(?).
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
Charlie Sheen Dream Machine
Charlie Sheen makes my job as a small time amatuer blogger easier. No need for creativity. No need to be witty or make up stories. No pictures necessary. Suck on some of these golden nuggets and then visit the site. P.S. These 6 quotes below were the first six on the site. There are dozens. And remember: I'm a grandisoe life, and I'm embracing it.
"I am on a drug. It's called...CHARLIE SHEEN."
"Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18."
"This contaminated little maggot can't handle my power"
"WINNING. DUH."
"We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?"
"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
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