So Post-Snowpocalypse my house was a disaster zone. Ceiling in multiple rooms leakin'. Windows leakin. Light fixtures pissing dirty water all over my carpets. Buckets everywhere catchin' the drip. Fucking ice dams. Dominating my house, chimney top to foundation. So we called up Pepe Mexicano and his crew of illegal banditos and had them do serious snow removal from the roof. All 3 feet of it. Climbed around on my rooftop for like 3 hours peakin' in windows, peepin' my electronics/Little League trophies, casing the place. They promptly stole our best snow shovel after they finished. The real problem is they know where I live now. So many blocks of ice were coming off my roof it sounded like the house was going to collapse, where I would promptly be buried in a mountain of asbestos and Mexican. Such is my living situation. Hard out here in Fairfield.
Well I had to move all those fucking ice cubes away from the house foundation or we would have what I like to call another 'Christmas Eve Katrina'. A CEK, by definition, is when there is a large snow melt and high temperatures, it happens to be Xmas Eve, extended family joins in, and you bail your fucking basement out with empty pool chemical buckets for 8 hours until the sun comes up Christmas Morning. Looking to avoid that. So I moved these frozen ticking time water bombs away from the side of the crib and decided 'Eh might as well make a fucking igloo to shelter deer from high winds'.
We're about half way to completion and I want to know: Is this Roofsnow Igloo worthwhile?
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