Movin' Like Berney

Movin' Like Berney? Is this real? Is this an actual dance? I know there are some stupid hip hop dances out there but come on Dirty South, have some self respect. I know we've all heard of the Dougie. I love me some Dougie. I Dougie in my fucking sleep. I put my arms out front and lean side to side with the best of 'em. You ain't fuckin' with MY Dougie. But this is terrible. I'd rather watch Ronnie dance/beat the beat up at Karma 9 days a week. Kinda wish I could do that. But shit when Jordy Nelson caught the game's first TD last night and I had him at 10 to 1, I was doing the mental Dougie as I was trying to seperate my friends hands from their wrists with violent high fives. Like if I had hit a small child with the force I high-fived my friends last night, there would be blood, bruises, and a trip to the hospital.

But the fuck is this Berney shit? It's like a cross between Thriller, dangerous seizures, and Nazi Zombies from COD: Black Ops. Flailin' all over the place. Gotta give it up for this kid, though. He doesn't take a single play off.  His parents tell him to Berney? He jumps to it. Get in front of the chrome-rimmed purple Suburban and Berney? Done. Dominate the shit out of your friend in a Berney dance off? The kid jerks it hard and shits all over the kid while he does it.