You know that show Glee?

Of course you do. So at the risk of being ridiculed for being a flamer, I am going to write about my experience with Glee. GOOD LORD. Happy fucking Valentine's Day I guess. Look at this Blexican girl! Naughty Nurse outfit? Fuck-me-to-Friday eyes? Erection. And after some light Wikipediaing, I found that this girl is black, German, and Mexican. That's like the United Nations of Hot and she's on the Special Tribunal of Sex. She also has a brother that plays O-Line for U of Tennessee. I'm not sure if Glee needs any help in this department but they just got themselves another 18-25 viewer. I've only seen this show like 2 times. I just thought it was another high school musical 1/2/3 with older kids and more sex and teenage plight. Both viewing experiences have been....how do I say this nicely...shitty. But APPARENTLY I overlooked the ridiculous attractiveness of these teeny boppers.

Like there's some cheerleader slut that could pass for a pornstar. And she was pregs at some point? And then there's obviously that Jewish/Italian lookin girl that sang at the Super Bowl who's kinda borderline for me. And even that awkward heavy-breathing, space cadet cheerleader with the bangs that fucks the cripple is sneaky hot. When's the next episode? Seriously. I need more.

I got a lot of questions about this show now. Like is that kid in the wheelchair real-life handicapped? More importantly, where do they find these girls? Or out of all the guys, who is actually straight? And then that openly gay kid that recently transferred..is he gay in real life too? If not, he deserves an Academy Award for that performance. Killed it.