Look at that. Look. Some people think Five Guys is good. Some people like Mickey Deeznuts. They obviously haven't tried a Double-Double from In 'N Out Burger. I just ate dinner and just LOOKING at this fucker is making me hungry again.
There are a few things that I love about this place. First is the food. Its delicious, high quality, cheesy and all of those other positive adjectives you would use to describe food that you enjoy. The second are the prices. A Hamburger is $1.60. A Cheeseburger is $1.85. A Double-Double (double meat double cheese) is $2.25. And a BIG helping of fries is $1. No combo meals. No dollar menu. No bullshit. And there's no surprises here. Standard beef patties, American cheese, L, T, Spread (which is thousand island dressing and a little relish) and the choice of onion.
What they dont tell ya about, however, is the Secret Menu. Like its an exclusive club that you have to know about. If you don't know it, you miss out on all types of shit. So if you've never been, make sure you go with someone who has and knows the code. There are actually more 'secret' items than standard items. Wanna fuckin' know what they are? Well since you asked so nicely...
Animal style:
Sounds like a sexual position I would like to try. Animal style is a mustard-cooked beef patty with additional pickles, cheese, spread and grilled onion diced up and mixed together on the grill before getting dumped on your burger. You can get any burger done Animal Style as well as yo fries. Gonna need a few handfuls of napkins (that apparently have bible passages hidden on them? Fucking Californians). Worth it.
Protein Style:
Protein Style. For our health-conscious readers. And the ladies. Hey. How are ya? This is your standard dub-dub burger with L, T, onion but no carb-laiden bun. Its wrapped in two slices of lettuce. Oh, sounds refreshing. Ladies, you're lookin good. Eat your carbs. This all got me all curious about what ELSE was on the secret menu. Two words for you:
FLYING DUTCHMAN
Look at this thing. No bun, no veggies. Meat and cheese only. That's man shit right there. Its like dog food. The ultimate portable snack. Like if you aren't satisfied with the current state of your bowel movements, this is a pretty good way to change it up really quickly. It's like the original KFC Double Down.
Sadly, In N Out has not sold out and gone national. They keep all of their franchises out west, which is probably what allows them to keep everything real tasty and not frozen tasting. There are 201 in Cali and 54 in Utah, Nevada, and Arizona combined. If you ever make it out there, order a Flying Dutchman Animal style with extra onions and a Neopolitain Milkshake for me.
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