BRAVO! BRAVO! The American Heart Association came to PLAY in 2011! DOWN with heart attacks. DOWN with choking on shit. DOWN with heart disease! You see how well that girl checked for danger? And then as she realized something was wrong, she blew two breaths for one second each like a fuckin' pro. The most important thing about CPR is acting like you've been there before. Otherwise everyone just freaks the fuck out. Those chest cimpressions were flawless too. I remember when I took a CPR course. It was just swapping spit with parapalegic half mannequins with no head (munis a mouth) for like 2 hours. And the instructers were both 50+ lesbians. They should get these fine girls to teach go on a nationwide tour to spread the CPR word.
What? What's that you say? This is a lingerie commercial? Is that right? Coulda fooled me. I found it to be pretty fuckin informative. Oh, and there's a sequel.
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