Inaugural Morning Coffee: Toy Story Vajayjay

Since I know work sucks and is fun for no one, I want to give back. I want to be there for you in the morning when you need a shoulder to cry on. A slap on the ass. A pick me up. A shot of coffee. I want to be that guy. So every morning to get your work day, I'll give you something ridiculous, funny, sexy as shit, or flat out awesome to look at. And that will get you through your day.  And you can add your own caption to it, as I will. Best caption/comment gets a prize. Happy Monday everyone.

I bet those zipper teeth feel amazing.